- Shut the fuck up!
- Stop fucking your dog!

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par un voisin et Ally Darling .

- The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
- You know, you can take her home to the family, she’s smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister, but then when you’re alone, she’s takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways!
- That girl doesn’t exist? If she did, I’d be sleeping with her. And, what kind of guy care about how many people you’ve slept with anyway?
- Decent guys!

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Colin Shea et Ally Darling .

- Where’s my coffee pot?
- I broke it. If you were on Twitter you’d know that already.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Ally Darling et Colin Shea .

- At least I have relationships. You can’t even hang out with a woman for 24 hours without sleeping with her.
- That was true until I met you.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Ally Darling et Colin Shea .

You don’t know what you want, Ally. You’re so busy trying to be what everyone else wants you to be, you don’t know who you are.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Colin Shea .

You’re the kind of guy you date before you meet the guy you end up with, and I’ve already date 20 of you.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Ally Darling .

I am not gonna sleep with one more guy until I am sure he’s the one. I may not have control over much, but I do have control over my pelvic floor. The next guy who vacations at « casa esperanza » is going to be my husband.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Ally Darling .

- Guy in 4D tries to marry his dog.
- No, Bandit ?

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Colin Shea et Ally Darling .

Tu ne sais pas ce que tu veux, Ally. Tu es tellement occupé à essayer d’être ce que tout le monde veut que tu sois que tu ne sais pas qui tu es.

Dans le film, (S)ex List , par Colin Shea et Ally Darling .