| Saison 1 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Georgia Brown, Los Zafiros Sketches: Topical jokes. Old Mexican love song. Gibberish | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Acker Bilk, Roy Budd Sketches: Miming, Bodgers and Hammerhead. Booboo the stripper. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Trio Athinee, Paper Dolls Sketches: Party at Harpenden, Boxing, Nudist camp | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Bruce Forsyth, Kenny Ball Sketches: Bruce Forsyth and the Commissionaries, Backing for Bruce | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Ronnie Carroll, Kenny Ball Sketches: Instant camera, Irish sketch, Old Donegal | |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Edmund Hockridge, Kenny Ball Sketches: Teaching Eric golf, Shadowgraphs, The Desert Song |
| Saison 1 - épisode 7 | Episode 7 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Michael Aspel, Chris Langford, Kenny Ball Sketches: Sailing around the world, Eric and the pools, Hollywood musical | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 8 | Episode 8 Guests: Sid Green, Dick Hills, Matt Munro, Kenny Ball Sketches: Wrong trousers, Road to Gateshead | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 1 | The Catbush and Ludicrous Show Robin Catbush and Phyliss Ludicrous Table Tennis Lady Doctor Tortoise after hibernation Monks Frankie Vaughan Peter Cushing is King Arthur in the... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Ernie's unseen facet Monks ice cream Crisps in bed Leaving the cinema Richard Wagner at work Elgar at work Birdwatching Complete works of Shakespeare | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Palm reading Monks cutting wood Ern's Au Pair Marlene Deiatric tribute Rosie Morecambe and Fanny Wise Juliet Mills stars in the Ernie Wise play "The... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Lucky talisman Monks at the organ In the drawers of the flat Monks Hoopla Peter Cushing wants paying Danny La Rue unfrocked Monks down with drink... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Ern the baggy pants comic Ticket clipper In bed: the secret of long life Monks smoking The world’s strongest man Lost voice Record shop Ernie is... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Ernie’s award Ernie leaves Passing the joke Buskers Monks: the epilogue Routine with Nina Ian Carmichael stars as Baron Frankenstein in the Ernie... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Ernie gets with it Playing in the park Ernie takes a bath Window-cleaning See you at seven Visiting Fenella Fielding Monks: feeding the birds... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Eric’s wig Meeting Diane Cilento for dinner At the cinema Soaking feet Play introduction Diane Cilento starts in the Ernie Wise play "The Barrats Of... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 The permissive show Edward Chapman introduction Edward Chapman stars in the Ernie Wise play "Trouble At Mill" A Shot In The Dark Whistling at bus... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 6 | 1970 Montreux Entry Exchanging trousers Banana boat Powerful binoculars Enormous ventriloquist doll | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 7 | Episode 6 Ernie the scout The Nose Blowers Trying to sleep/Richard Greene Love In A Mist Pocket radio Monks: dancing Richard Greene introduction Richard... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Janet Webb, Kenny Ball, Eric Porter, Jan Daley, Trio Athenee, Michael Ward | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Janet Webb, Kenny Ball, George A. Cooper, Kenneth McKellar, Samantha Jones, Margery Mason, Jenny Lee-Wright, Rex Rashley | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Nina, Craig Douglas, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Jenny Lee-Wright, Thelma Bignell, Lillian Padmore, Melita Clarke, Penny Beeching, Janet... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Fenella Fielding, Ray Stevens, Sylvia McNeil, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Janet Webb, Frank Tregar, Leslie Noyes | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Barbara Murray, Dusty Springfield, Michael Redgrave, Flora Robson, Felix Aylmer, Robin Day, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Bruce & Peter Davis, Ann... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Janet Webb, Kenny Ball, Paul Anka, Patricia Lambert | |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Guests: Flora Robson, Esther Ofarim, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Peter & Alex, Ann Hamilton, Alan Curtis, David March, Janet Webb Sketches: Piano:... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Guests: Arthur Lowe, Susan Maughan, Robert Young, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Frank Tregar, Rex Rashley, Janet Webb, John Le Mesurier,... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Guests: Frank Ifield, The Settlers, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Richard Caldicot, Michael Ward, Gordon Clyde, Ann Hamilton, Grazina Frame, Brychan... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Guests: Jack Jones, Sheila Southern, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Gordon Clyde, Rex Rashley, Grazina Frame, Frank Tregar, Lillian... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Guests: Glenda Jackson, Mary Hopkin, Ronnie Hilton, Ann Hamilton, Janet Webb Sketches: Ernie’s retirement, Train compartment full of vicars, No more... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Guests: Ian Carmichael, Matt Munro, Kiki Dee, Peter & Alex, Ann Hamilton, Charles Rayford, Melanie Fraser, Janet Webb Sketches: Ernie’s education -... |
![]() | Saison 5 - épisode 7 | Episode 7 Guests: Trio Athenee, Design, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Rex Rashley, Gerald Case, Janet Webb Sketches: Newspaper review, Piano:... |
| Saison 6 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Francis Matthews, Anita Harris, Robert Young, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, A.J. Brown, Bert Palmer, Ann Way, Janet Webb | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Keith Michell, Design, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Angie Grant, Janet Webb | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Janet Webb, Kenny Ball, Cilla Black, Ronnie Carroll, Percy Thrower | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 John Mills, Mrs Mills, Trio Athenee, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Arnold Diamond, Tony Melody, Janet Webb | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Nina, The Pattersons, Kenny Ball & His Jazzmen, Ann Hamilton, Frank Tregar, John Scott Martin, Christine Shaw, Jennifer Watts, Janet Webb | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Janet Webb, Kenny Ball, Tom Jones, Design | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 The series opened with a visit from pop star Cliff Richard to the pair's fictional flat, interrupting Eric's painting of his model Spitfire; whilst... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Respected thespian Robert Morley appears in The Curse Of Tutankhamen in which it is discovered that the mighty king took some unusual items to his... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Lulu, Rostal & Schaefer, Percy Edwards, Allan Cuthbertson, Damaris Hayman, Les Rawlings, Johnny Shannon, Henry Cooper | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 This show featured The Mighty Kong as the closing play and featured the actress Susan Hampshire as the love interest; the comedically crude special... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Fresh from his appearance in the BBC's own adaptation of Casanova in which he played the title role, Frank Finlay appears in the play Lust Of London... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Not all the shows concluded with a play What Ern Wrote and this is one notable case; instead there is a riotous scenario with Ernie deciding to get... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 7 | Episode 7 This programme was the subject of a documentary made by the BBC's Omnibus team entitled Fools Rush In which traced the production of a Morecambe &... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 8 | Episode 8 Wilma Reading, Springfield Revival, Allan Cuthbertson, Ann Hamilton, Jan Rossini | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 9 | Episode 9 Hannah Gordon, Mary Travers, Christopher Neil, Anthony Sharp, Raymond Mason, Christine Shaw, Hatti Riemer | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 10 | Episode 10 Roy Castle, Pete Murray, Anne Murray, The Pattersons, Raymond Mason, Les Rawlings, Johnny Vyvyan, John East, Hugh Elton, Charles Finch, Eric French | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 11 | Episode 11 Nana Mouskouri, The Black & White Minstrels, Sooty with Harry Corbett, George Hamilton IV, Grazina Frame, Constance Carling, Johnny Vyvyan | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 12 | Episode 12 Peter Cushing, Bernie Winters, Wilma Reading, Alan Price, Georgie Fame | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 André Previn, Magnús Magnússon, Wilma Reading, Mrs Mills | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Ludovic Kennedy, Wilma Reading, Allan Cuthbertson, Gordon Gostelow, Anita Tibbles, Arthur Tolcher | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 The Syd Lawrence Orchestra, Wilma Reading, Jo Rowbottom, Aimee Delamain, Grazina Frame, Roy Sampson, Arthur Tolcher | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Richard Baker, Wilma Reading, A.J. Brown, Raymond Mason, Arthur Tolcher, Frank Finlay, Susan Hampshire, Glenda Jackson, Francis Matthews | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 Hughie Green, David Dimbleby, Arthur Tolcher, Ann Hamilton, Wilma Reading | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 June Whitfield, Arthur Tolcher, Wilma Reading, John Quayle, Jenny Lee-Wright | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 1 | Episode 1 Gilbert O'Sullivan, Dilys Watling, The Vernons, Peter O'Sullevan, Arthur Tolcher, Clare Russell, Eve Blanchard | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 2 | Episode 2 Michele Dotrice, Frankie Vaughan, Patrick Moore, Tammy Jones, Jenny Lee-Wright, David Prowse | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 3 | Episode 3 Lena Zavaroni, The Spinners, Ann Hamilton, Allan Cuthbertson | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 4 | Episode 4 Jackie Darnell, Kenny Ball, Allan Cuthbertson, Ann Hamilton, The Geraldine Yates Dancers | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 5 | Episode 5 The Karlins, Vincent Zarra, Ann Hamilton, Steven Payne, Norman Percival, The Geraldine Yates Dancers | |
| Saison 9 - épisode 6 | Episode 6 Diane Solomon, Maggie Fitzgibbon, Champagne |










