![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 1 | Memories of Joe Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 2 | Boston Freakin' Won Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 3 | Brady vs. Manning Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 4 | Red is for Losers Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 5 | Let Barry Be Barry Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 6 | The BCS Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 7 | Mike Vick-tim Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 8 | Championships and Porn Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 9 | Roid Rage Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 10 | Holiday Thoughts and Musings In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 11 | Bottle Blonde Broad Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 12 | Giants Win Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 13 | Giants by 23 Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII. |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 14 | Giants Win the Super Bowl Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look. |
Saison 1 - épisode 15 | Super Bowl '09 Odds This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 1 | Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week | |
Saison 2 - épisode 2 | Vikings vs. Ravens Carl weighs in on the battle between the Baltimore Ravens and a tired old man who has already retired twice. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 3 | Patriots vs. Buccaneers Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are headed to Jolly Olde London this week and Carl's not that happy about it. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 4 | Eagles vs. Giants Life imitates baseball or something, as New York and Philadelphia square off against each other in both Football and the World Series this week. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 5 | Chiefs vs. Jaguars Carl takes a stand on a different loud mouth on the internet: The Kansas City Chiefs' Larry Johnson. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 6 | Giants vs. Falcons Carl has some tough talk for Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning and the rest of the Giants. It's time for them to put up or shut up against the Atlanta... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 7 | Saints vs. Patriots It's an economically depressed city spectacular as Carl takes a Thanksgiving dump on the Detroit Lions before shaking down the New Orleans Saints... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 8 | Michael Vick and Tiger Woods With the Eagles visiting Atlanta this week, Carl reflects on what Michael Vick's and Tiger Woods' transgressions have taught us about integrity and... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 9 | Bengals vs. Vikings Can Brett Favre pull himself away from taking naps and clipping coupons to take on a team full of criminals? Carl has the answer. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 10 | Colts vs. Jaguars Carl has a message to all the talented footballers out there leading a respectable private life: Stop. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 11 | Eli, Plaxico and The Big Blue Wrecking Crew The Giants have really shot themselves in the foot this year, or in Plaxico's case... his thigh. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 12 | Urban Meyer's Flip Flop The Giants have crumbled. Urban has quit (maybe). And only Carl is still standing to face down Cincinatti. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 13 | Extreme Sports Showdown Now that the NFL Season is over (for Carl), Carl takes a look at some other sports you can eat bar food to. Oh, and he makes his lock for Philly vs.... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 14 | Jets vs. Chargers Carl looks at the New York / San Diego showdown and how Mark Sanchez's hair plays into it. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 15 | Early Takes Over Squidbilly Early Cuyler takes advantage of the baldy mustached feller's bagel run and makes some predictions of his own. | |
Saison 2 - épisode 16 | AFC-NFC Pro Bowl Carl uses his gift for analogy to explain his frustration over having to wait an extra week for the awesomeness of the Super Bowl with only the... | |
Saison 2 - épisode 17 | Super Bowl XLIV Carl's highly accurate network of cousin intel has given him the lowdown on this year's most important match up. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 1 | Atlanta Falcons vs. Pittsburgh Steelers Carl factors in Ben Roethlisberger's absence and Troy Polamalu's shampoo endorsement deal in his stone cold lock of the century of the week. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 2 | New York Jets Vs. New England Patriots Carl's presumably unrequited feud with Bill Belichick begins anew in 2010 as the Jets face-off with the Patriots. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 3 | New York Giants vs. Tennessee Titans Carl delivers his choice for the upcoming Giants game. As if you didn't know. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 4 | Philadelphia Eagles vs. Washington Redskins Carl gives his pick for the much-anticipated McNabb / Vick match up. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 5 | Tennessee Titans vs. Dallas Cowboys 0-4 on his weekly predictions, Carl scales his confidence back a bit in anticipation of the Dallas/Tennessee showdown. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 6 | Minnesota Vikings vs. Dallas Cowboys The discussion over the Vikings / Cowboys matchup this week can be distilled to one key element: Brett Favre's junk. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 7 | New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys Carl takes a moment to discuss a serious issue in football right now: wusses. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 8 | Detroit Lions vs. New York Jets Carl's faith in the tenacity of Motor City spells doom for the New York Jets. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 9 | New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys European all stars and strong coach-firings aside, Carl casts some doubt on the Cowboys' ability to win. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 10 | Washington Redskins vs. Tennessee Titans Carl takes his feud with Albert Haynesworth to the media. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 11 | New England Patriots vs. New York Jets See how horror icon Michael Berryman plays into Carl's choice this week. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 12 | Denver Broncos vs. Arizona Cardinals Through sheer force of will, despite a completely unspectacular match-up, Carl musters up enough enthusiasm to make a pick this week. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 13 | Chicago Bears vs. Minnesota Vikings Carl weighs in on how a change in venue will affect the embarrassment to football that is the Chicago Bears vs. the Minnesota Vikings. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 14 | New Orleans Saints vs. Seattle Seahawks Travel plans, beards and, somehow, win-loss records play into Carl's pick for the Saints vs. Seahawks. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 15 | New York Jets vs. New England Patriots Playoffs It's clearly time for the NFL to adjust its methods and start directly enforcing Carl's predicted outcomes. Enough's enough, people. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 16 | Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears Playoffs Carl summons the power of dairy-based headwear to show support for his new team of choice. Golly, I wonder which one he picked. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 17 | Season 17: Bye Week As the threat of an NFL strike looms, Carl ponders life without football. | |
Saison 3 - épisode 18 | Super Bowl XLV Behold the grandeur that is The Super Bowl Strut with Terry the Terrible Towel. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 1 | Giants vs. Redskins New York vs. Washington. Pencilneck vs. the Garden State Stud. America vs. Also America. Chuck Klosterman guest stars as another season of Stone... | |
Saison 4 - épisode 2 | Eagles vs. Falcons Chuck "Pencilneck" Klosterman returns to match wits against the Garden State Stud before the upcoming Philadelphia/Atlanta showdown. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 3 | Patriots vs. Bills The Garden State Stud and Chuck "Pencilneck" Klosterman face off in a battle of Bills | |
Saison 4 - épisode 4 | Rams vs. Redskins Chuck Klosterman stands idly by as Carl uses his staggering powers of deduction to crack this whole football thing wide open. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 5 | Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears The Pencilneck is gone. Hank Williams Jr.'s song is gone. All that's left: Carl and his rock-god voice. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 6 | Cleveland Browns vs. Oakland Raiders Carl pays tribute to the recently deceased Al Davis and makes a stone cold accurate prediction for Oakland's matchup with Cleveland this Sunday. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 7 | Denver Broncos vs. Miami Dolphins Before Carl can make his call about this week's showdown between the Broncos and the Dolphins, he's got a few things to say about the behavior of... | |
Saison 4 - épisode 8 | Florida vs. Georgia A special guest is on board this week to discuss the showdown between the Gators and the Dawgs. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 9 | Denver Broncos vs. Oakland Raiders Before Carl delivers his pick, he reviews what he will and won't do before God and his Randy Rhoads Flying-V crucifix. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 10 | Indianapolis Colts vs. Jacksonville Jaguars Carl shares the secret sweet spot to watch when evaluating a quarterback's merits: neck length. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 11 | Cincinnati Bengals vs. Baltimore Ravens Carl gives his prediction for this weekend's Cincinnati / Baltimore match up with an in-depth knowledge of players that really pays off come... | |
Saison 4 - épisode 12 | Georgia vs. LSU Shaking his angry fist at the crunched numbers of the BCS Championship, Carl sends a dire warning against mixing sports and computers. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 13 | Denver Broncos vs. Chicago Bears Carl gives his prediction on how Chicago will fare with the allegedly injured Jay Cutler still out. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 14 | Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. San Francisco 49ers Carl gives his pick for this weekend's match up between the 49ers and the James Harrisonless Steelers. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 15 | Philadelphia Eagles Vs. Dallas Cowboys Carl gives his prediction for the Christmas Eve match-up between the Eagles and Cowboys. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 16 | Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. Denver Broncos Carl gives his prediction on who God is going to help win when the Steelers face the Broncos this weekend. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 17 | New York Giants Vs. Green Bay Packers Carl predicts whether the New York Giants will win or the Green Bay Packers will lose this weekend. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 18 | New York Giants Vs San Francisco 49ers Carl takes a good amount of time rubbing in last week's Giants win, musically, before making a prediction about this weekend's game against the 49ers. | |
Saison 4 - épisode 19 | Giants vs. Patriots Carl gets help from his mother and a guy from the package store to enhance the illusion of analysis. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 1 | St. Louis vs. Detroit Carl gives his first prediction of the 2012 season. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 2 | Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals Carl gives a rundown of last week's winners and losers and predicts Ohio's big showdown victor for this weekend. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 3 | Kansas City Chiefs vs. New Orleans Saints Carl discusses the importance of time management on Monday nights and how any coach can (and should) apply the film career of Tom Berenger to their... | |
Saison 5 - épisode 4 | No Lock No Way Nohow Carl protests the detestable performance of replacement referees by undertaking a lock-strike. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 5 | Atlanta Falcons vs. Washington Redskins Icing the kicker? Don't make Carl laugh. You wouldn't like him when he's laughy. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 6 | Denver Broncos vs. San Diego Chargers Drew Brees does not impress Carl. Nor should he impress you. You kids with your pads and your helmets. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 7 | Baltimore Ravens vs. Houston Texans Unbeknownst to some, Carl has a literate side, and he wants to tell you the true Baltimore score, and the Ray Lewis sore, evermore. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 8 | Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Carl breaks down New York's catch-22 and gives the world the gift of "Carling." | |
Saison 5 - épisode 9 | Pittsburgh Steelers Vs. New York Giants When it comes to the lock, Carl will not be deterred by a waist-high toxic river in his "living room." | |
Saison 5 - épisode 10 | Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles With the poor economy taken into account, Carl accepts the sucky NFL coaches to prevent a blackhole from sucking up his flooded mobile home. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 11 | Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers Carl picks apart the issue of head injury with the authority of a recipient. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 12 | Detroit Lions vs. Indianapolis Colts Carl and his lips are thankful to know that a man can't always be responsible for what happens with his feet. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 13 | New York Jets vs. Jacksonville Jaguars Carl's got one hand swaying with a lighter and the other clutching an omelet of sweet broken eggs. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 14 | Atlanta Falcons vs. New York Giants If only football players doubled as contortionists, there would be fewer injuries. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 15 | New Orleans Saints vs. Dallas Cowboys The coming apocalypse calls for a sacrificial ceremony because Carl can't lock it in worth crap. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 16 | Indianapolis Colts vs. Baltimore Ravens Carl reviews Black Monday's firings and why they all deserved it. | |
Saison 5 - épisode 17 | Seattle Seahawks vs. Atlanta Falcons Carl discusses his MMA physique and pulls back the curtain on the myth of "jetlag." | |
Saison 5 - épisode 18 | Conference Championships Carl goes two for one this week as he gives fashion its due consideration in the San Francisco / Atlanta and Baltimore / New England matchups this... | |
Saison 5 - épisode 19 | Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ers Carl gives the biggest game of the year his official insultalysis. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 1 | Patriots vs. Bills It's that time again, and Carl came prepared with some wicked good Tuel material. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 2 | Broncos vs. Giants Let's hear it for them New York Football Giants! Not the horse-headed, biblical giants. Obviously. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 3 | Lions vs. Redskins Carl knows that the real "week one" occurs three weeks into the season. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 4 | Giants vs. Chiefs Carl finds himself alone and forgotten in a cold, indifferent world. Because of sports. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 5 | Giants vs. Eagles Carl's getting help from some very nice men with some very colorful pills. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 6 | Steelers vs. Jets 2013 With the Giants now 0-5, Carl is forced to move on to greener pastures. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 7 | Broncos vs. Colts A new era dawns as Carl finally acknowledges teams that exist outside of New York. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 8 | Redskins vs. Broncos Sensitivity abounds as Carl discusses team names and mascots. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 9 | Seahawks vs. Buccaneers Carl has a deep, abiding respect for Schiano's abusive, fatherly coaching style. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 10 | Dolphins vs. Buccaneers Carl's sick of all the bullying in Miami. The media's bullying of Richie Incognito, that is. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 11 | Chiefs vs. Broncos Carl knows that every heart attack has a silver lining. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 12 | Cowboys vs. Giants Carl's beloved Giants are back, and his swelling pride leaves no room for your fancy naysayer math. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 13 | Seahawks vs. Saints Join Carl for some quiet reflection as he gives thanks for the only thing that matters in life: football. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 14 | Browns vs. Patriots Carl knows there are sinister plots underway within the world of professional football, and he's about to bust the doors wide open using nothing but... | |
Saison 6 - épisode 15 | Packers vs. Cowboys Carl admires any fan who dares to battle the cold and ice with only a chest full of blubber and a cheese-lined mustache. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 16 | Seasons Greetings Carl gets into the Christmas spirit by really sticking it to Dallas. Big time. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 17 | Colts vs. Patriots In the midst of Playoff Fever, Carl takes the time to defend his beloved mustache. Get your whisker priorities straight, Andrew. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 18 | Patriots vs. Broncos Carl prepares for the Conference Championship by waxing nostalgic on the punching bag QB strategies of old. Allegedly. | |
Saison 6 - épisode 19 | Sizzooperbowl XLVIII The greatest game on Earth has finally come to the greatest city on Earth, according to Carl. | |
Saison 7 - épisode 1 | Vikings Vs Rams | |
Saison 7 - épisode 2 | Saints Vs Browns | |
Saison 7 - épisode 3 | Vikings vs. Saints | |
Saison 7 - épisode 4 | Buccaneers Vs. Steelers | |
Saison 7 - épisode 5 | Falcons Vs. Giants | |
Saison 7 - épisode 6 | Patriots Vs. Bills | |
Saison 7 - épisode 7 | Giants Vs. Cowboys | |
Saison 7 - épisode 8 | Redskins Vs. Cowboys | |
Saison 7 - épisode 9 | Jets Vs. Chiefs | |
Saison 7 - épisode 10 | Broncos Vs. Raiders | |
Saison 7 - épisode 11 | Vikings Vs. Bears | |
Saison 7 - épisode 12 | Redskins Vs. 49ers | |
Saison 7 - épisode 13 | Eagles Vs. Cowboys | |
Saison 7 - épisode 14 | Panthers Vs. Saints | |
Saison 7 - épisode 15 | Steelers Vs. Falcons | |
Saison 7 - épisode 16 | Browns Vs. Panthers | |
Saison 7 - épisode 17 | Cowboys Vs. Packers | |
Saison 7 - épisode 18 | Colts Vs. Patriots (2014 Season, Conference Championship) | |
Saison 7 - épisode 19 | Patriots Vs. Seahawks Shoop-shoop-ba-dooperbowl) | |
Saison 8 - épisode 1 | Colts Vs. Bills | |
Saison 8 - épisode 2 | Falcons Vs. Giants | |
Saison 8 - épisode 3 | Eagles Vs. Jets | |
Saison 8 - épisode 4 | Packers Vs. 49ers | |
Saison 8 - épisode 5 | Broncos Vs. Raiders | |
Saison 8 - épisode 6 | Dolphins Vs. Titans | |
Saison 8 - épisode 7 | Bills Vs. Jaguars | |
Saison 8 - épisode 8 | Seahawks Vs. Cowboys | |
Saison 8 - épisode 9 | Vikings Vs. Rams | |
Saison 8 - épisode 10 | Panthers Vs. Titans | |
Saison 8 - épisode 11 | Broncos Vs. Bears | |
Saison 8 - épisode 12 | Eagles Vs. Lions | |
Saison 8 - épisode 13 | Colts Vs. Steelers | |
Saison 8 - épisode 14 | 49ers Vs. Browns | |
Saison 8 - épisode 15 | Panthers Vs. Giants | |
Saison 8 - épisode 16 | Bills Vs. Jets (2015 Season, Wk 17) | |
Saison 8 - épisode 17 | Texans Vs. Chiefs (2015 Season, Wild Card) | |
Saison 8 - épisode 18 | Steelers Vs. Broncos (2015 Season, Divisional) | |
Saison 8 - épisode 19 | Cardinals Vs. Panthers (2015 Season, Conference Championship) | |
Saison 8 - épisode 20 | Panthers Vs. Broncos (The Big Game) |