| Saison 1 - épisode 1 | Who's for Swordfish? Toody and Muldoon go through much trouble to go fishing for swordfish on a fellow officer's brother-in-law's cruiser. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 2 | Something Nice for Sol The 53rd Precinct decides to buy a surprise gift for Sgt. Abrams for 25 years of service. First they decide to buy an identification bracelet, then... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 3 | Change Your Partners Muldoon gets a new partner, which not only intimidates Toody but causes Muldoon to neglect his duties because he's so involved in intellectual... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 4 | I Won't Go Mrs. Bronson manages to evade eviction from her apartment by charming everyone who tries to give her notice. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 5 | Muldoon's Star With Theresa Tangere's popularily out of control, the Muldoon's keep her temporarily at their home, out of the public eye. Meanwhile, shy Francis is... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 6 | Paint Job The precinct tries to uncover a group of car thieves who specialize in repainting their loot and reselling. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 7 | Love Finds Muldoon After running into an old school chum who never married, Lucille tries to match her up with Muldoon. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 8 | Gypsy Curse When Toody goes undercover to expose a thieving gypsy, she puts a curse of hives and martial troubles on him in return. Toody then begins to... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 9 | Thirty Days Notice Disgusted by the conditions of their apartment, Toody gives his landlord Mr. Corfu 30 days notice. Mr. Corfu is absolutely thrilled with this... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 10 | Catch Me on the Paar Show After Toody and Muldoon give Hugh Downs a ticket for speeding, Toody takes the opportunity to introduce Hugh to Officer Fleischer, a comedian,... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 11 | The Taming of Lucille With Rose's example of an ultra submissive wife, Gunther is frustrated with his wife's strong personality, but once Lucille becomes docile as a... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 12 | Put It in the Bank As department treasurer, Toody has the bright idea of investing the department's kitty in the stock market, but regrets that decision shortly... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 13 | Get Well, Officer Schnauzer With bank robber ""No Face"" on the loose, Muldoon and Toody are on the look-out. Through a series of unbelievable events, Muldoon robs the... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 14 | Christmas at the 53rd The 53rd Precinct puts on a special Christmas program for friends and family, featuring mostly songs depicting life at the 53rd Precinct rather than... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 15 | The Sacrifice With Toody's TV out of commission and with the urging of his wife, he reads a book entitled ""The Sacrifice"" which inspires him to encourage... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 16 | Boom, Boom, Boom Jan Murray, playing himself, is asked to judge a barbershop quartet contest among city employees. The Whipoorwills from the 53rd Precinct practice... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 17 | Toody and Muldoon Crack Down After the chief inspector finds Toody and Muldoon's sector what he deems less than desirable, he insists that Capt. Block see to it that things... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 18 | Toody's Paradise Toody goes undercover with a female police officer and a boy to catch a purse snatcher, and when Lucille gets wind of this new assignment, she... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 19 | How High is Up? When Muldoon discovers that he's grown an inch, one inch above company rules, he goes into a panic. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 20 | Toody and the Art World An artist gives Toody one of his paintings, but Toody doesn't realize its real worth until it's too late. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 21 | What Happened to Thursday? Every Thursday the Schnauzers have a fight, so the next Thursday, Toody and Muldoon decide to convince Leo that it's really Friday, rather than... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 22 | How Smart Can You Get? Since Toody and Muldoon have been successful partners for nine years, the captain is asked to find out how this could possibly be. Both Toody and... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 23 | Today I am a Man Sick of his goody-two-shoes reputation, Muldoon is determined to change what people think of him and become a man about town. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 24 | No More Pickpockets A professional pickpocket steals Toody's wallet and assumes Toody's identity, arresting many other pickpockets before he's finally caught. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 25 | The Beast Who Walked the Bronx When the inspector announces that Capt. Block needs to take a well-deserved vacation, a temporary replacement is sent in. | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 26 | The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauzer After attending a large wedding, Sylvia becomes upset that she had been married by a justice of the peace, insisting upon rectifying that situation... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 27 | The Auction Leo is in charge of deciding on a gift for the captain's 25th wedding anniversary, and insists upon getting a cheese knife. But when Toody and... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 28 | Quiet! We're Thinking Unknowingly, Toody's 11 year old nephew Marvin's casual remarks help Toody and Muldoon solve tough cases, but by the time they realize what's... | |
| Saison 1 - épisode 29 | I Love Lucille Lucille dies her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 1 | Hail to the Chief First episode of the new season. The President is coming to New York to speak at the U.N. and two top-drawer officers are needed to drive him from... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 2 | One Sleepy People Muldoon moves in with the Toody's temporarily. Soon both Muldoon and Lucille begin to ""believe"" that they're having an affair with each other. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 3 | A Man is Not an Ox When Toody and Muldoon become ill at the same time, their doctor becomes intrigued because they have become similar in many respects, much as a pair... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 4 | Schnauser's Last Ride In a flashback, Muldoon explains the trouble Schnauzer had 12 years previously when he was forced to give up riding his horse on patrol, converting... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 5 | Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch Mitch Miller tries to give the 53rd precinct a chance to sing on his TV show, but Toody has the only bass voice. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 6 | Occupancy, August 1st Mrs. Bronson moves in to an apartment that is still under construction because of a lease she'd been given awhile back. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 7 | Remember St. Petersburg Under the mistaken impression that Leo is a count from Russia, a group of crooked spiritualist try to manipulate to benefit financially from the... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 8 | That's Show Business The 53rd precinct invests money into a big-time play, not realizing that it's actually a play about a corrupt police department. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 9 | Toody Undercover Undercover as ""Bull"", a notorious bank robber, Toody robs a bank along with the help of a group of robbers who've managed to evade the police.... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 10 | I Hate Captain Block While bird sitting for Capt. Block's parrot, Toody inadvertently teaches it to say ""I hate Capt. Block."" | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 11 | A Star is Born in the Bronx While dieting to slim down for a part in a play, Sylvia blindly binges on cookies at the grocery not realizing she's being filmed. When the owner of... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 12 | Pretzel Mary Unbeknownst to the police department, seemly impoverished Pretzel Mary is actually a multi-millionaire who stores all of her money inside of her... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 13 | 142 Tickets on the Aisle The 53rd precinct decides that the next group activity will be attending a Broadway play, but at the last minute, getting tickets for a popular show... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 14 | Stop Thief After overhearing Capt. Block rehearsing a play, Toody and Muldoon get the mistaken impression that the Captain is a kleptomaniac. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 15 | Je t'adore Muldoon When the guys try to build up Muldoon's confidence enough to invite Capt. Block's niece to the Mardi Gras, Muldoon becomes an egomaniac for a day. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 16 | The White Elephant A group of crooks move to town right next door to the bank with full intention of robbing it; however, every attempt to break the adjacent wall down... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 17 | Benny the Bookie's Last Chance Toody and Muldoon help set up ex-con Benny in a candy store business, but he doesn't waste time getting involved in the shadier side of life which... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 18 | The Presidential Itch Toody and Muldoon run against each other for president of the Brotherhood Club. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 19 | Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians Muldoon and Toody are assigned to help guard a visiting Russian official who is under the impression that the police force is a prime example of... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 20 | Here We Go Again When Conrad Nogal approaches the captain about doing a special show about how Muldoon's father cracked a world famous case single handedly, Fred... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 21 | The Star Boarder Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 22 | The Biggest Day of the Year After Toody casually mentions that today is an important day, rumors fly sending the precinct into a panic because no one can remember what occasion... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 23 | Here Comes Charlie The precinct works hard to both rehabilitate and employ alcoholic Charlie. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 24 | See You at the Bar Mitzvah As a boys' coach, both Muldoon and Toody promise Joel that he will have guests at his Bar Mitzvah. The problem is that Joel's dad is a notoriously... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 25 | I've Been Here Before A group of criminals get pointers for their exploits by watching ""Crime Busters"", Officer Toody's favorite TV show. Since the plots of the shows... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 26 | Joan Crawford Didn't Say No With her charming ways, Mrs. Bronson practices a marriage brokerage fraudulently promising her clients marriage with movie stars. | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 27 | Lucille is 40 To cheer Lucille because of her 40th birthday, Toody decides that a new wig would be just the thing; however, in the process of getting just the... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 28 | The Loves of Sylvia Schnauzer The precinct uses Sylvia Schnauzer as a decoy to rid the town of ""Discovery Publishers"" which is run by a couple of con artists. As part of her... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 29 | Puncher and Judy Judy thinks that her boyfriend Antoinne (a hair dresser), ought to quit boxing during his spare time so she asks Toody and Muldoon to intervene.... | |
| Saison 2 - épisode 30 | The Curse of the Snitkins After Muldoon and Toody meet shy officer Snitkin, they convince him to join their precinct, not realizing that Snitkins is a jinx where ever he's... |


