![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 1 | Pilot The first episode of a series that is the sequel to the Master Chief Sucks at Halo trilogy. Master Chief is continuing to suck at every game he... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 2 | Recon Master Chief and the Arbiter discuss various issues such as the reaction from Bungie of the first episode and the undeserved sense of accomplishment... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 3 | Attitude Bungie has given Master Chief the secret Recon armor thanks to the Arbiter, but the Chief has developed a terrible attitude as a result, and... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 4 | Melee After griping about Forge, the Arbiter challenges Master Chief to a one-on-one duel on Halo 3, but it doesn't last long when the Arbiter gets a kill... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 5 | Martyrdom For reasons unknown to Master Chief, Halo 3 multiplayer is exceptionally laggy and decides to give Devil May Cry 4 and Call of Duty 4 a shot,... |
![]() | Saison 1 - épisode 6 | Brawl After a failed attempt at getting to the hidden easter egg on the last level of Halo 3's campaign mode with the Arbiter, Master Chief begins to... |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 1 | Girls After a sickening display of Master Chief's behavior around girls on Xbox Live, the Arbiter takes it upon himself to teach Master Chief how to act... |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 2 | Legendary Inspired by seeing the new Forge visual filter objects in the Legendary Map Pack, Master Chief is inspired to create his own map. |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 3 | Newcomers After the Arbiter plays a headache-inducing game with a few super serious Halo 3 players, Master Chief inquires about a mysterious package that has... |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 4 | Cortana While Arbiter and Travis argue while playing GTA IV, Master Chief attempts to break up Cortana and Todd. |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 5 | Conflict (Part 1 of 2) Todd has stolen the love of Master Chief's life, and Travis has made a complete fool out of him. As a result, a disgruntled Chief approaches the... |
![]() | Saison 2 - épisode 6 | Conflict (Part 2 of 2) Picking up from where episode 11 left off, Todd, Travis and the Chief get into an epic rumble that eventually gets broken up by the Arbiter and... |
![]() | Saison 3 - épisode 1 | Cold Something strange is going on. After Chief finally gets hold of the new map, Cold Storage, he returns only to find that Cold Storage has been... |
![]() | Saison 3 - épisode 2 | Wedding Arbiter and Chief are invited to attend an in-game wedding on Halo 3. |
![]() | Saison 3 - épisode 3 | Professional Master Chief introduces the Arbiter to a new friend he met over Xbox Live who claims to be a professional major league gamer |
| Saison 3 - épisode 4 | Face-Off (1) | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 5 | Showdown (2) It's on; handing Master Chief beer after beer to help psyche him up, the Arbiter stands alongside Master Chief during his showdown against Craig, a... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 6 | Glitch Xbox Live has fallen into a chasm of utter chaos; an intermittent game glitch is causing players' Katana body pieces and Security shoulders to... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 7 | Panic With Master Chief at his side on the sofa, the Arbiter is taking refuge within Snowbound's underground cave to avoid the masses of raging rioters... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 8 | Cheater Master Chief resorts to watching game strategy videos on the Xbox Live dashboard to increase his Halo 3 skills and after that plan fails miserably,... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 9 | Company (1) In hopes to balance the uneven ratio of bad machinima to good, Master Chief pitches the idea to the Arbiter of founding their own machinima... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 10 | Party (2) The Arbiter wakes up hung over the morning after the day of the Mythic Map Pack's release. With a non-existent memory of last night and Master Chief... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 11 | Company (3) The foundations of Master Chief and the Arbiter's machinima production company have been constructed as well as the script for Master Chief's film,... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 12 | Evil During a game of matchmaking on Halo 3, the Arbiter comes across a couple of players protesting against the release of Resident Evil 5 claiming that... | |
| Saison 3 - épisode 13 | King A matchmaking game of King of the Hill on Guardian mysteriously breaks down due to an unknown error, and as Master Chief, the Arbiter and six other... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 1 | Out of Reach Master Chief and the Arbiter wait for the imminent release of the Halo: Reach beta. While the Arbiter is excited but perfectly willing to wait,... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 2 | It's a Beta The Arbiter arranges to provide technical feedback for the Halo: Reach beta on the Bungie forums and discuss it among peers-- that is, if he can pry... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 3 | Pirates The Arbiter returns home from a terrible day at university to find Master Chief pretending to be a pirate. | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 4 | Aces and Spaces Master Chief makes fun of the Arbiter while he attempts to better his drawing skills and challenges him to a rude competition. | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 5 | Giveth & Taketh Master Chief grows bored with Halo 3 and decides to play the Reach beta to kill time until its September retail release, and is choked when the... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 6 | God's Work The Arbiter attempts to play Demons' Souls on PS3 without Master Chief realizing and freaking out, as his allegiance lies absolutely with Microsoft... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 7 | B& (1) Halo: Reach has finally hit store shelves, but Jon's copy has been lost during his move to a new apartment. While the Arbiter searches for it,... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 8 | B& (2) Stopped by a console ban from Xbox Live, the aftermath of Master Chief's brief JTAG-ing romp on Modern Warfare 2 ensues as the Arbiter returns... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 9 | Digital Fruitcakes Master Chief challenges the Arbiter to a competitive match in Halo: Reach, Chief teamed up alongside his team of "noobs", who all exploit anything... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 10 | Night of the Evading Dead It's Halloween, and after a late night of playing the Living Dead playlist, Arbiter tries to get some shuteye. However, Master Chief insists he get... | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 11 | The Mail Room Master Chief and the Arbiter answer a handful of e-mails from fans. | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 12 | The Mail Room II The Arbiter and Master Chief answer another batch of fan-mail | |
| Saison 4 - épisode 13 | The Spider A typical uneventful day for Master Chief and the Arbiter, a chronic arachnophobe, is turned upside down when a large tarantula finds its way into... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 1 | House of Cards Master Chief and the Arbiter awaken on Christmas morning, joined by Greg the tarantula, and exchange gifts, following a jarring glimpse of events to... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 2 | Duck Love The Arbiter wastes no time going forward with his idea: developing his own gaming news show; though he struggles to come up with material, a task... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 3 | Low on Hearts Arbiter catches up with Claire during a match on Halo: Reach, whom he hasn't seen in a long time. He also works hard at developing his show... as... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 4 | Rock Bottom Master Chief has another online encounter with Cody, elite Reach player and future wedding security team member, and Chief challenges he and any... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 5 | Hypernews I Master Chief, the Arbiter, and Greg tape their first episode of their time travelling gaming news show, Hypernews, in which Master Chief reviews The... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 6 | Drunken Halo Their self-confidence rocked by the abysmal online performance of their Hypernews pilot episode, Master Chief and the Arbiter decide to celebrate... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 7 | Time Wasters A previously encountered matchmaking player calls out Master Chief on his complete lack of skill, and Chief goes to Arbiter for some training.... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 8 | Da Bomb As Arbiter continues to train Master Chief to be a better Halo player (or at least tries), he receives an invite from Trent to tour his in-game... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 9 | Double Trouble Master Chief continues his Halo training with the Arbiter. When Arbiter tells him (to be nice) that he's making progress, Chief decides to take... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 10 | Hypernews II With the help of cameraman Greg the spider, Master Chief and the Arbiter tape and air their second episode of their time-travelling gaming news... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 11 | Stag Night Arbiter bonds with Claire in some Double Team Matchmaking games before attending Trent's online stag party the night before the wedding -- but... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 12 | Cheaters After discovering Trent Donnovich is being unfaithful to Claire (who is to be his bride in less than 24 hours), Arbiter and Master Chief are banned... | |
| Saison 5 - épisode 13 | Collapse With a list of 'leet hacks' at the ready, Arbiter and Master Chief prepare to take down the Donnovich wedding and stop Claire from making the... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 1 | Genesis Four months have passed since the wedding crash punctuating season five. The toys are still banned from playing Halo online. Master Chief resorts to... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 2 | Hard End Master Chief follows through with his decision to apply to the TOSERS in-game police organization to have his online multiplayer access reinstated.... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 3 | TOSERS Master Chief and the Arbiter form an uneasy alliance with Cody and Cameron, fellow TOSERS applicants and once bodyguards of Trent Donnovich at his... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 4 | Dough Eyes After Arbiter catches Master Chief making a mysterious phone call, the two set out to moderate Halo: Reach online play as newly recruited TOSERS. | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 5 | Chaos Theosis The Arbiter and Master Chief begin their duty as level negative one TOSERS in-game moderators. Meanwhile, the Chaos Theosis clan continues its... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 6 | Fired Up Master Chief collapses from exhaustion after a full day of moderating duty. The Arbiter can't sleep and decides to resume play through the night --... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 7 | The Storm Arbiter makes a last-ditch effort to retain the toys' positions on the TOSERS moderation force. | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 8 | Blackout Master Chief and the Arbiter are in the belly of a private hacking server at severe risk of having their console irreversibly banned and must find a... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 9 | Remission Chaos Theosis attacks the TOSERS main operations server, killing every moderator in sight. Meanwhile, the toys are still stuck in a power outage. | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 10 | Cradle to Grave Master Chief and the Arbiter, having pinned up mugshots of each member of the Chaos Theosis clan on the apartment's front door (their "hit list"),... | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 11 | Femme Fetale Kylie confronts Duncan regarding his avoidance of the tasks assigned to him by Clyde, and the toys bicker over who to make their next target. | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 12 | Severance Master Chief and the Arbiter target the remaining Chaos Theosis members on their hit list. | |
| Saison 6 - épisode 13 | The Reunion Master Chief and the Arbiter face off with Trent Donnovich, who has been revealed to be behind Chaos Theosis and their attack on the network. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 1 | Reapers The episode opens with a glimpse of the future two months from the present, following a clan of trolls who infiltrate an online in-game memorial... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 2 | Barbie 'n' the Chief Master Chief secretly orders and collects a mysterious package. Meanwhile, the personalities of the trio of trolls depicted in the glimpse of the... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 3 | Massive Damage Arbiter further searches for ways of coping with his deterioration. Meanwhile, Master Chief pursues the woman of his dreams, Emma -- who merely... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 4 | Terminal Following his first taste of rejection by a girl he fell in love with online, Master Chief falls further into a downward spiral. Meanwhile, Cortana... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 5 | Heat Master Chief wakes himself up early in the morning while the other toys are still asleep in order to go through with his mysterious plan previously... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 6 | Ashes Master Chief struggles to place his accidental incineration of Cortana out of his mind. Arbiter, under the impression that Cortana had asked Greg's... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 7 | Two Point Zero Master Chief is forced to take action when Greg's guilt over concealing Arbiter from the truth regarding Cortana's disappearance becomes too much... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 8 | Blast Radius The Arbiter, upset with Greg -- believing him to have helped Cortana mail herself away to a children's charity -- turns down his company in favor of... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 9 | Broken Eugene decides to confide in The Arbiter and Master Chief and reveal to them a secret, after which tension rises greatly between the toys. Greg,... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 10 | Burned Emma, the leader of a purist trash talk-free gaming clan (who shot down Chief, who believed the two of them were in a relationship), attempts to... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 11 | Black Brody, the bullied online role-player who attends the same high school as Eugene and Tyler, approaches his friend Kyle in the pair's frequented... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 12 | Wake Chief continues to be haunted by visions of Cortana. Following his in-depth discussion with Eugene, Arbiter makes a rash decision. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 13 | Dead Weight The toys accept the gift of the Fragban 2.0 software patch (with the capability of banning players upon fragging them) from Eugene, and wreak havoc... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 14 | Spiraling Six weeks have passed since the toys acquired the Fragban software patch from Eugene. Arbiter continues to deteriorate. The toys are informed by... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 15 | Crush After a long absence, Claire returns online, eager to reconnect with the Arbiter. Eugene obtains dirt on Brody via Tyler. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 16 | In Memoriam Having finally discovered the usage and purpose of the console-bricking software they stole from Tyler, Brody and Kyle find themselves at odds over... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 17 | Descent A jarring glimpse of two weeks into the future teases a terrible fate for the toys. Following the memorial service crash, the toys find themselves... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 18 | Take a Seat Master Chief's visions of Cortana intensify to the point where the two converse, and uncovers a dark secret of Colin's. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 19 | What Lies Beneath The toys discuss which course of action to take in response to Colin's inappropriate conduct with a minor online, and are given a jarring glimpse of... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 20 | Greenlit The toys struggle with divorcing themselves from the only friends they've ever made online and defecting from the clan. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 21 | Flatline Eugene receives devastating news. The toys reflect on their defeat by Eugene and his co-moderators and discuss retaliation. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 22 | Event Horizon Following the banning of the toys and the news of Madeline's abrupt passing, Eugene suggests he, Tyler and Colin get the most out of Fragban while... | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 23 | The Big Bang The toys fight against Eugene and his co-moderators until only one side is victorious. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 24 | Game Over The toys struggle to come to terms with Eugene's suicide and the takedown of his co-moderators. | |
| Saison 7 - épisode 25 | Ignition Arbiter confronts Chief to learn of Cortana's true fate after discovering her base plate buried in the box of junk at the bottom of the hallway... | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 1 | Fatal Exception After forfeiting their lives to fiery oblivion, two action figures of the Halo series of games' principal characters the Arbiter and Master Chief... | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 2 | Nervewreck Recently awakened aboard the Cargo Ship Truth and Reconciliation, Arbiter and Cortana look to PAL for answers as to why exactly they're on board. | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 3 | Party Time In spite of PAL's unfounded misogyny, Cortana attempts to befriend the robot for the sake of the success of the crew's mission. With the two often... | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 4 | Bad Dream PAL reveals the cause of the ship's high alert status to be the imminent failure of a critical component of the ship's communications system. | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 5 | Reentry Cortana makes the executive decision as the mission's Captain to deactivate PAL, believing the assistant artifical intelligence system to be a... | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 6 | Lockout Arbiter attempts a life-or-death negotation with PAL. | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 7 | Triple Fault After PAL proves itself to be extremely dangerous, Arbiter takes drastic measures to disable the robot. | |
| Saison 8 - épisode 8 | Warhead |

















