 | Saison 1 - épisode 1 | The British Are Coming Rene Artois, owner of the Cafe Rene in the French village of Nouvion, is 'persuaded' by the Resistance to hide two escaping British airmen. Rene is... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 2 | The Fallen Madonna The Colonel & the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 3 | Pigeon Post After the Colonel´s and the Captain´s uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they will have to send for replacement uniforms.... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 4 | Saville Row to the Rescue The Colonel & the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 5 | The Execution Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 6 | The Funeral René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are... |
 | Saison 1 - épisode 7 | Red Nick's Colonel The communist résistance wants to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnaps the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birthday party. To... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 1 | Six Big Boobies After the British airmen are gone for good - or so René thinks - there is still the problem of Herr Flick owning all three copies of the Fallen... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 2 | The Wooing of Widow Artois René is caught in a dilemma when he must choose between the women he loves: his waitresses Yvette and Marie, and his wife Edith, who as his widow... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 3 | The Policeman Cometh We pick up the action mere moments after the close of the previous episode, as the airmen-filled cow narrowly escape being milked by a German patrol... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 4 | Swiftly and with Style After failing to destroying the train which will take the copy of the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies to Hitler, René and the... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 5 | The Duel René tries to hide from the seconds of Monsieur Alphonse, the undertaker, but in his stead Lieutenant Gruber accepts the duel. However, the Colonel... |
 | Saison 2 - épisode 6 | Herr Flick's Revenge After René ran away from the duel with Monsieur Alphonse, he hides. He´s rescued by Michelle from the Résistance who smuggles him back into the café... |
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 | Saison 3 - épisode 2 | The Nicked Knockwurst After the Colonel makes René promise not to hang out with the Résistance anymore, Herr Flick´s sausage (containing the forgery of the Fallen... |
 | Saison 3 - épisode 3 | Gruber Does Some Mincing The sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, which was taken by Lieutenant Gruber´s dog, is minced by the Lieutenant - but fortunally... |
 | Saison 3 - épisode 4 | The Sausage in the Wardrobe After Maria is sent to Lieutenant Gruber with the sausage containing the real painting of the Fallen Madonna for copying, she is caught by General... |
 | Saison 3 - épisode 5 | Flight of Fancy With René again in the possession of the sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, the attention turns to getting the two British... |
 | Saison 3 - épisode 6 | Pretty Maids All in a Row After the plot to get the two British airmen out failed, a frustrated René returns to the painting of the Fallen Madonna. He hides it behind an ugly... |
 | Saison 3 - épisode 7 | The Great Un-Escape While the Captain is sitting in the café, Herr Flick from the Gestapo is listening when René is talking to London on the wireless. He soon cracks... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 1 | Prisoners of War Having been trapped in the POW camp, Rene is enlisted in the plan to re-dig the tunnel, by getting rid of the dirt. Hans and the Colonel are playing... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 2 | Camp Dance Dressed as girls from the Foliés Bergeres, the entire gang (the staff and the Germans) escape from the prisoner of war camp, and completely against... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 3 | Good Staff are Hard to Find Since Maria´s disappearence, the café needs another waitress, but René and Edith has somewhat different ideas about who should fill the positition,... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 4 | The Flying Nun The Gestapo suspects that the Colonel and the General are in on a plot to assassinate Hitler, so Herr Flick goes undercover as Private Irma Von... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 5 | The Sausages in the Trousers There are still no batteries for the wireless radio underneath the bed of René's mother in law, so Michelle's newest harebrained scheme is to have... |
 | Saison 4 - épisode 6 | The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law The Germans arrest René, and the Colonel demands an explanation for the knockwursts with explosives in them. After a small lie, René is sent home... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 1 | Desperate Doings in the Dungeon Herr Flick is still held in the dungeons, and if he cracks he can divulge that the painting of the Fallen Madonna have been copied. That´s why he... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 2 | The Camera in the Potato Starting off in women´s underwear in the dungeons of the General´s castle, René is rescued by Lieutenant Gruber, and comes back just in time to be... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 3 | Dinner with the General The show opens during the air raid which ended last episode - Rene is running back to the Cafe, and Von Klinkerhoffen, Von Strohm, and Bertorelli... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 4 | The Dreaded Circular Saw The plan to photograph the plans for the German invasion of Great Britain goes bad when Edith puts the smoke bomb in the wrong chimney of the... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 5 | Enter Denise Denise, the head of the Communist Résistance, who was René´s sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who´s now determined to marry René.... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 6 | A Marriage of Inconvenience René's wedding to Denise is due shortly and he is not too happy about it. Edith has hatched a plan, which requires Michelle and her girls to kidnap... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 7 | Post-Matrimonial Depression Denise Laroque escapes from the mineshaft and leads her Communist Resistance fighters in an attack on the Cafe René. The staff pretend that René is... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 8 | The Coming of the Long Distance Duck René, having been dumped out of the Communist truck, reports to the girls that Denise has vowed to kill them all, so Edith starts hiding in various... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 9 | Watch the Birdie It's the day of the Generals' conference. The long distance duck is let loose and Captain Bertorelli shoots it. A French General stops off at the... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 10 | René - Under an Assumed Nose The long distance duck is recovered. It was only stunned when Captain Bertorelli shot it. The photograph René took of the invasion map was useless.... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 11 | The Confusion of the Generals The Germans now suspect the French General of trying to poison the German Generals, so Rene is reprieved. Herr Flick is in traction after being... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 12 | Who's for the Vatican Luckily for René, the German Generals end up in Berlin rather than England. Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber tell René that he must recover... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 13 | Ribbing the Bonk René, Mimi, Monsieur Le Clerc, Lieutenant Gruber, Colonel Von Strohm and the Italian soldiers are being held prisoner by the Communist Résistance.... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 14 | The Reluctant Millionaires It's revealed that the money which René and his staff stole from the bank is forged and belongs to the Gestapo. Mimi and the Germans have managed to... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 15 | A Duck for Launch Herr Flick's uncle, Heinrich Himmler, orders him to recover the forged money which René and company stole from the bank. Herr Flick and Von... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 16 | The Exploding Bedpan Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo about the forged money. Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber are afraid that they'll be... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 17 | Going Like a Bomb René escapes from the hospital and makes his way back to the café. Herr Flick sends Von Smallhausen undercover to the hospital mortuary to look for... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 18 | Money to Burn Herr Flick plans to have Monsieur Le Clerc executed unless the Gestapo money is returned. Unfortunately, the money was hidden in the oven at the... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 19 | Puddings Can Go Off The explosive from the landmines is delivered to the Café René, disguised as 500 Christmas puddings. The airmen are busy practising unscrewing the... |
| Saison 5 - épisode 20 | Land Mines for London Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen are hiding inside the landmines. The Germans recover the mines, take them back to the airbase. Later they're loaded... | |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 21 | Flight to Geneva The latest escape plan for the British airmen involves them sitting astride a midget submarine wearing diving helmets. René plans to elope with... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 22 | Train of Events The Résistance blows up the train using some of the exploding Christmas puddings. Everyone makes their way back to Nouvion. René still has General... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 23 | An Enigma Variation General von Klinkerhoffen has recovered most of his gold from Gruber's tank. René still has four bars, which he melts down and makes into a new... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 24 | Wedding Bloss Edith announces that she'll marry Monsieur Alphonse unless René agrees to remarry her. Afraid of losing the café, René reluctantly agrees. Monsieur... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 25 | Down the Drain The Enigma machine is to be smuggled to England in the midget submarine. René is told to put the machine into a wine barrel and drop it into the... |
 | Saison 5 - épisode 26 | All in Disgeese British Intelligence sends experts, disguised as policemen, to examine the Enigma machine. General Von Klinkerhoffen announces that René will be... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 1 | Desperate Doings in the Graveyard The latest escape plan for the British airmen involves them wading along the canal underneath a tin bath. Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen pose as... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 2 | The Gestapo for the High Jump Lieutenant Gruber warns René about a Getsapo plan to pose as British airmen. Meanwhile, General Von Klinkerhoffen has decided to adopt a similar... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 3 | The Nouvion Oars Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen, disguised as British airmen, are arrested by the Germans.Meanwhile, the real British airmen make their way along the... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 4 | The Nicked Airmen After the plan with the submarine went awry, the British airmen have been captured by the Germans and have been locked in a cell in the château.... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 5 | The Airmen De-Nicked Flick and Von Smallhausen are interrogated by the general for impersonating army officers but released on the orders of Himmler - thanks to Helga. A... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 6 | The Crooked Fences René, Mimi and the two British airmen are still handcuffed together. They make their way to the police station, hoping that Officer Crabtree can... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 7 | Crabtree's Podgeon Pist General Von Klinkerhoffen threatens to blow up Nouvion if the airmen aren't handed over. Fanny and Monsieur Le Clerc are getting married. Michelle... |
 | Saison 6 - épisode 8 | Rising to the Occasion One of the bombs which General Von Klinkerhoffen plans to use to blow up the town is hidden in the sewer under the café. Colonel Von Strohm, Herr... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 1 | A Quiet Honeymoon Leclerc and Fanny are brought down in the town square after the helium runs out, where they are then arrested and sent to prison. Edith manages to... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 2 | An Almighty Bang Monsieur Alphonse, who made the Murphy bed, arrives to pry the couple out while Mimi tries to feed them soup through a hole using a bellows.... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 3 | Fleeing Monks René is to be given a collaboration medal for his help with the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. Unfortunately, this causes the Communist résistance... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 4 | Up the Crick Without a Piddle René and an airsick Edith land in England where British Intelligence tries to find out why they aren't the Airmen. An officer from Deep Intelligence... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 5 | The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic The airmen are smuggled out of the monastery in sacks of potatoes. Michelle comes up with a new escape plan which involves building a raft out of... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 6 | The Spirit of Nouvion The Germans have found out about the telegraph pole escape plan, so the Resistance plan to use wine barrels instead. Michelle decides to steal the... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 7 | Leg it to Spain! The barrels which are to be used in the latest escape plan are hidden in the cellar of the Café René. René has to give the painting of the 'Fallen... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 8 | Prior Engagements General Von Klinkerhoffen thinks that a mixed marriage between a Frenchwoman and someone from the occupying forces would provide a good propaganda... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 9 | Soup and Sausage t's decided to use René's old ice cream truck to rescue the airmen from the sewer. The truck is parked over the sewer grate and Monsieur Alhonse... |
 | Saison 7 - épisode 10 | René of the Gypsies The ice cream truck plan has failed, so Michelle suggests holding a gipsy fair in the town centre. Herr Flick has the painting in General Von... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 1 | Arousing Suspicions The Résistance want René to set up a mobile radio station. The necessary equipment is dropped by a British plane. Unfortunately, it drops down one... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 2 | A Woman Never Lies Michelle now has the photograph of Lieutenant Gruber holding the painting of the 'Fallen Madonna'. She blackmails the Germans, demanding ten million... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 3 | Hitler's Last Heil Hitler and Goering are due to visit the area. General Von Klinkerhoffen plans to have them assassinated. It turns out that the two German... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 4 | Awful Wedded Wife The batteries being used to power the Résistance's mobile radio station need more lead. Monsieur Alphonse, Officer Crabtree, Mimi and Yvette attempt... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 5 | Firing Squashed Michelle organises a meeting with the Communist Résistance to discuss future propaganda. A fight starts over René. Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 6 | A Fishful of Francs Colonel Von Strohm stuffs the ten million Francs into a large dogfish and releases it into the river so that the Résistance can retrieve it.... |
 | Saison 8 - épisode 7 | Swan Song British troops rescue René and Edith just as they're about to be executed. Fanny and Monsieur Le Clerc, thinking that René and Edith are now dead,... |
| Saison 9 - épisode 1 | Gone with the Windmill Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber fail to escape to Spain. René suggests that they hide in a local windmill and pretend to have been kidnapped.... | |
 | Saison 9 - épisode 2 | Missing and Presumed Dead René is now a 'love slave' to the girls of the Communist Résistance. Meanwhile, it's assumed that he was killed when the windmill was blown up.... |
 | Saison 9 - épisode 3 | Dead Man Marching Michelle decides to smuggle René to England, since the Germans still think that he's dead. A parade through the town is being held in René's memory.... |
 | Saison 9 - épisode 4 | The Fishmonger Float Michelle tries to send important microfilm to England via a homing pigeon, but fails. Instead, new plans call for the group to sail to England with... |
 | Saison 9 - épisode 5 | A Fishy Sendoff General Von Klinkerhoffen takes Colonel Von Strohm and Lieutenant Gruber out to play golf. While they are playing, they discuss the plot to kill... |
 | Saison 9 - épisode 6 | A Winkle in Time Allied troops are now approaching Nouvion. The two British airmen, who've been shot down again, arrive back at the café. Next day, the Allies... |
Prochain niveau: 2 EXP
